The Pastor Turned my Wife into a Cocksucker for the Community

Pastor Dan was a remarkable man who really saw the good in people and helped

them discover their true calling. When we joined the congregation and he preached

about women serving the community, it really got my wife's attention. You see,

my wife had been doubting herself for years. I hesitate to use the word "bimbo,"

but I'll just say that she isn't winning a Nobel Prize anytime soon. She's been a