Két hatalmas fasz duplán behatol a barnába a seggébe és a puncijába

I know, my dad says nothing good happens after midnight, so I can't go out.

And then, because I wanted to stay out after midnight, he said I couldn't go to the party at all.

I know, can you believe that?

So here they are, they're out on their date night, which of course they're going to stay out until like 1am, and I'm just stuck here alone.

Actually, I've got an idea. Why don't you guys come over here, and I'll throw a little party over here.